DESPERATELY SEEKING GRANDMA ALMA is a sweet story of loss and freedom three women, sing, laugh, cry, dance and crack jokes in a quest to find Grandma Alma. Along the way there are lots of distaffs, bible scripture, cake, and West Indian recipes.
Before filmmaking director DM was a performance poet a highlight of that time was supporting Pulitzer prize winner Toni Morrison on her tour entitled Jazz. DM is a documentary geek and mixes reality with fantasy to explore cultural and creative processes with film.
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Grand rising and I hope you are well. So today I’m going to take you on a storytelling journey back in time to teach you about subjectivity in filmmaking.
But what is objectivity and subjectivity in film?
Well subjectivity in film tells the story from the mental or emotional angle or perspective of a character or group. And the flip side the objectivity in cinema tells the story without an emotional angle or perspective of a character or group.
For many, 2020 was a wake-up call to learn and take action against racism in society. And ending discrimination in film and screen work has been my lifelong commitment with 30yrs educating, discussing and questioning prejudice and racism.
So October puts the spotlight on history, heritage, tradition and culture. Talking about Slavery in Scottish history in screen education sessions is a great starting point to create an inclusive space, and fill some of the gaps in personal knowledge.
This month, I invite all children at Charleston to actively see culture, see history, and to acknowledge that ideology of race has an impact on people’s life experiences, world view, the clothes we wear, the music we listen to and everyday items we use.
Look I’m using my own experience as a person of colour descendent from Caribbean people enslaved or indentured. So the subjectivity is the mental and emotional angle as a child of West Indian parents who came to live and work in London in 1950s.
And I’ve chosen Scottish stories based slavery archives like news clippings from Scottish people connected to the transatlantic slave trade. As these stories about runaway enslaved people and a medical school graduate are retold using archives.
Ann's story from Freedom Bound, a graphic novel of Scotland and Atlantic Slavery.
Ann's animatic resource with newspaper runaway advert.
Gustavus Ann's animatic resource
BHP Comics working with the University of Glasgow, produced 'Freedom Bound' graphic novel to accompany lessons introducing children to the history and impact of the trans-Atlantic slave trade. Also shedding light on Scotland's historical involvement with slavery. The graphic novel Runaway Slaves in Eighteenth-century Britain is backed by the Leverhulme Trust, the Economic and Social Research Council, and the College of Arts of the University of Glasgow, showing the importance of understanding and acknowledging the past.


So the anti-racism assembly film is inspired by the NSPCC website story of a *Girl, aged 12 experienced of prejudiced based bullying. And also as a woman of colour delivering a 'test' screen education in a secondary school in Scotland it was an ideal opportunity to explore 'What racism is and its history using excellent Scottish anti-racism resources. The NSPCC ad says:
"I am struggling with the racist bullying I get a school... I feel like everyone is against me. School is a quite an (sic) isolating place and nobody has ever stood up for me.
I don't really want to address it to he school because that'll create more drama and it will make more people turn against me and my school life will be even more miserable. I'd rather the school did a talk about racism and its history."
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Good news today, local historian David Alston has found historical evidence of a connection between the Highlands and Guyana.
He has declared that wealthy landowners were enriched by the brutal enslavement of Africans. His comprehensive studies are in print - and happily we can see his work online too.
He introduces a girl named Eliza whose life has inspired artist to create sculptures, a film and a song.
Other historians link forgotten Scottish footballers Robert Walker and Andrew Watson from Sierra Leone and Guyana.
Documentary editor DM has been brought in to head up the screen editing education but needs help from SEIR editors to locate missing files required to complete the timeline and link the stories together.
Can YOU edit the scattered footage to tell the stories of Eliza, Robert and Andrew to your friends.
Every single clue you answer on your timeline will be a name or terminology whose first letter will add to the evidence of the genres. Once all the letters are found you should be left with two words and the genres mystery solved!
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An easy one to begin with Editors! The two letters seen here preceding the "Right to Play" are the same as the letters of your first two for genre 1. Now go to the booklet and add the letters.

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It’s shockingly simple to upload your films, web series and episodes toAmazon Prime – but you won’t find self distribution tips in your bookstore
Dear Professional and Semi-Professional Video Producer,
There’s a great opportunity to distribute your videos – but you’ve got to be slick to make full use of it.
Tape doesn’t improve with time. The last new VHS player was manufactured in 2016. It’s getting harder to transfer tapes to computers at home using Video to DVD kit like 'Roxio Easy VHS to PC' analogue to digital conversion.
As a video professional I own thousand of hours of content on video tapes stored in a cupboard. It’s costly to pay for the transfer of this footage, that’s why home transfer video to computer equipment is so popular. Filmmakers in America, Japan, Germany and the United Kingdom are going wild for Amazon Video Direct. They write about; its rivalry to Netflix, its digital film distribution roadmap, how-to use it and they discuss it on forums entitled the “YouTube Killer”.
This fantastic opportunity starts to frustrate within hours of reading the closed captioning requirement for all videos, which is why Amazon Video Direct is aimed at professionals. Most of their partners uploading top ten content are large distribution companies.
Cash-strapped film-makers have no or very little budget left to pay others to revive ancient projects for viewing on Amazon Prime in America, Japan, Germany and United Kingdom. Samuel Goldwyn Films were the top providers of movies on Amazon Video Direct in 2016, according to Variety the company had 10 out of 50 titles on the top performers list.
Peter Goldwyn, Samuel Goldwyn Films, president said making the films available on Prime has given them a second life. As a result it’s provided a fresh, new Prime audience for films “I Capture The Castle”, “Bad Ass” and “Tortilla Soup”. The profits are rocketing skywards providing exceptional financial results to Samuel Goldwyn Films. Profits, that would be lost if the films were left languishing in storage, gathering dust.
Many film-makers desperately seek an audience for their content and hope to recoup some of the costs associated with producing their stories. I’m speaking as a producer recycling video shot by a professional camera person 11-years-ago which I hardly remember. But the production date doesn’t matter many viewers want to see the content if it offers something different and unique to watch. The trailer tells the audience what to expect, codec’s, captions and key art bring the episodes or series to life. Well designed art and witty synopses are like the pretty wrappers and boxes of any loved branded item.
I interviewed Haile Gerima and Brian Bonaparte both told me distribution of minority interest movies was difficult! A film director and cinema owner both shared their struggles with distributors, audiences and sales. The fight to make films about stories that resonate does not end when the final cut is delivered to the sales agent.
Haile Gerima said as a film-maker he had to garden to support the distribution of his film “Sankofa”. He drummed up audiences using a variety of strategies including cajoling them into supporting a film about a collective experience. Brian Bonaparte posed the question why didn’t distributors give him the right to show films with African-American leads as first run at his cinema, The Electric, on Portobello Road? Even though the cinema was known as a champion of films showing the black experience it was not considered a suitable theatre to release the film “Bad Boys” starring Martin Lawrence and Will Smith. Adding films to Amazon Video Direct may leave you rubbing your ears while repeating “Woosah” to stay calm! But it’s worth it to avoid the obstacles placed by distributors and exhibitors in the film industry designed to keep some films exhibited in libraries, festivals and museums or supporting education programmes. The rewards are showing your niche films to a wider audience around the world desperate to watch fresh content, free and with the option to own.
In April 2016 I uploaded a poetry collection called using Amazon’s self-publisher CreateSpace. It’s probably the easiest Content Management System in the world - it’s certainly the easiest I’ve ever used. [amazon_link asins='1505342678' template='ProductAd' store='tidyupmediaco-21' marketplace='UK' link_id='10c5fee7-0d52-11e7-9a67-672850090ae2']The hardest task was choosing which poems to leave out and after a frank chat with an Editor friend, Josie I used the Microsoft Word template provided to upload a 60 page book. Unexpectedly I received a great marketing plan written for publishers of poetry books and a guide to reformat for the eBook version.
Emboldened by this experience I began planning a cookery DVD about the phenomenally difficult process of making yummy, melt-in-the-mouth roti. I believe it’s the most exciting mix of African and Asian cuisine – and I consider the preparation of the flat bread one of the best kept secrets of great Trinidadian and Guyanese cooks. The video footage was shot over 11-years-ago; the idea of editing and distributing on YouTube or DVD didn’t appeal to me as I’d paid the cook and camera person. I became aware of Amazon Video Direct when my original DVD files were transferred from CreateSpace to the newest, video retail store in the world.
Most of what I learned about Amazon Video Direct is available on chat forums, blogs and YouTube! I would unexpectedly come up against a simple problem in the early stages which had nothing to do with Amazon like transferring the rushes shot on analogue DV tape for editing. The hiss of a pressure cooker stewing cowheel for souse is shot through the tape alongside dancehall and soca tunes. To make the episode available on Amazon Prime closed captions had to be added. I tried to upload the captions and video file the way suggested by Amazon one or the other wouldn’t work. In the end I joined Amazon Web Service (AWS) and got the video uploaded there after a few days trying to figure out how to create a folder. I learned how to link my Amazon Video Direct and Amazon Web Services accounts – a simple process which I found complicated! I contacted three closed caption companies for quotes but bulked at sending my exclusive content over the web. A friend pestered me to pay someone to upload the captions I’d created on Premiere Pro. I emailed around to enquire about the process and price to see if they could help. SubPLY asked me to send over my captions file to see if there was anything they could do to help. I did this immediately and Chas explained how to correct the poorly coded Premiere Pro SRT captions into a file that was ready for me to upload to my Tidyup Media Channel instead of restarting the whole closed captioning process again! It was so much quicker than I’d anticipated.
Shucks it was the best feeling ever seeing the green half circles fill out completely first in America, Germany and the United Kingdom. “Hip, hip, hooray I said as I jumped with joy! I’d read online that longer videos usually took days to upload and I patiently waited for the Japanese region to move from half moon to fully green. Then I could put all my energy into marketing the episode across Amazon stores. As soon I opened my laptop I looked to see if the disc was green it reminded me of when I would check my phone looking for a text from my new handsome chap – the anticipation and excitement was just like that. The green was the colour of an Irish four leaf clover and I was waiting to get the full set of four – on my Amazon Dashboard – I wanted to shout “BINGO! I’ve won!”
I told Amazon Customer Service that Japan was taking ages to upload the operative said he’d look into it. He told me that there was a problem and that he was sorting it out and that he’d be delighted to help more if he could. I had a nosy around the Japanese site and quickly decided it was a marketplace I wanted to sell a lot of videos in. I wanted to make videos that were attractive to the Japanese market which I had never tried to sell to before. I asked myself some questions “Why don’t you upload all your films to Japan first? You don’t need to add closed captions for this regions and the audience is ideal for your brand of vintage video and music.
It was something I wanted to do but didn’t have the confidence or money to set up, at that time I had a three-year-old child and was in the final year of film school. So when the chance to distribute and exhibit on Amazon Video dropped into my email box I clicked on the link. I checked out the costs of distributing my videos and initially found out that the costs are minimal. There’s a small fee for using the Amazon Web Service around two dollars a month. I looked at the cost of distributing other people’s professional videos giving their films a new lease of life too.
I swam and imagined what shape my business should take and came up with the idea of recycling video and I thought “why not name the business Tidyup Media?” I could finally set up the distribution business and create a service for non-professionals to rediscover outrageous, funny and poignant stories from yesteryear. The idea’s been a huge hit with family and friends – the videos have produced a lot of happiness, laughter and some tears.
You’ll stumble upon forgotten footage which will add sparkle to your life making you forget the daily grind, taking you back to past good memories with plenty to reminiscence about with friends. Hark back to times when things were simpler, see fashion through today’s eyes, children will see Mum and Dad’s life before they were a twinkle in their eyes and long gone Grandparents will cheer them up. Rediscovering analogue video brings so much affordable pleasure to family, friends and audiences on Amazon Prime, empathy-evoking family reunions or super-funny films can add to everyone’s enjoyment and quality of life for years to come for less than the price of a single ticket at the cinema.
If you take delight in sharing video with others I hope you’re tempted to embark on your own analogue to digital journey, joining the tribes of analogue lovers converting miles of tape, to stream along the digital highways of the worldwide web. In your quest to tidy up your cupboards your tales can wing their way around the world spinning yarns of pure gold.
Your analogue gal on the worldwide web,
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